January 2012
I should have known today was going to be shitty. I’m foolish for thinking otherwise.
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I’m going to watch Cake Boss until Olivia decides she wants to wake up
apparently my school has sold less than 400 yearbooks so far. That’s less than 1/3 of the student body
pretty pathetic
40435) I used to feel fat and insecure in bathing...
One of the worst feelings in the world is feeling like your girlfriend doesn’t care as much as she used to and being terrified she’s going to fall for someone else.
Pink Zebra Ninja Shoes →
r0bertbrowniejr:
Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”
Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one kid...
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Spell your url without the letters T, U, M, B, L...
zombieslutfromhell:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
hiimraquel:
blackguyandrew:
Backgyandew
Hiiaqe…
wha-is-his-i-don-even
zoiesfomhell
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inoipessedwihyo
SC voted for a politician who wants to send people...
I really really hope you’re happy with your decision
I, however, am very very very very very ashamed to have been born here.
I honestly don't understand how some people can be...
withinyouwithout-you:
or exposed body parts. It’s human anatomy, it’s beautiful. Yes, I understand exposed genitalia offends some people because it’s a sex organ, but how the hell do you think you got here? Sex is a part of nature, go with nature. Clothing? not so natural.
thoughtsdontend:
being fat really fucking sucks
ukeofspook:
how to kiss
put your mouth on their mouth
start screaming into their mouth until you pass out
I really cant understand people who are anti...
acherise:
creatingatinylove:
Its a mother fulfilling a child’s basic needs whats controversial about this it seems so black and white to me.
Amen.
Against public breastfeeding? Well hey— I’m against you eating publicly in the food court. Get out of here, go do that shit in private…
Maryam just asked me if it snows in Mexico
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Watchidliketokeepitasecret:
contemporaryvirginmary:
joe-gomez:
One of my favorite movie scenes of all time. 2 adult lives in 5 minutes without any words. Masterful story telling by those Pixar geniuses.
Ive wanted to fall in love like this ever since I was 5 years old.
I am not going to shut up about this. If we don't... →
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56% of registered voters said they'd vote yes if... →
Playing With Telemarketers
I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.
ME: Hello.
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.
ME: Is this AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: Is this AT&T.?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?
ME: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
ME: OK, hold on.
At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
ME: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?
ME: May I ask who is calling, please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: The phone company.
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
ME: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
ME: 7 days a week.?
AT&T: That's right.
ME: 365 days a year.?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
AT&T: We think so!
ME: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
ME: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know.
AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for
ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?
AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.
At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner.
SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?
ME: Yeah.
SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
ME: Is This A T &T?
SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.
ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
ME: Thank you.
I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan.?
ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family" thing because I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...
AT&T: *click*
Through Glass - Stone Sour
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The 53 most ridiculous outfits from Paris fashion... →
I couldn’t help but think of Lady Gaga as I looked at some of these
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I miss my poopface:(
I hate going most of the day without talking to her
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