January 2012
I just started cramping again
dflkadjfd couldn’t it have waited until after I fell back asleep?
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lemunplej:
I have accepted the fact that it’s not butter and I am ready to move on with my life
I really don't get why everyone's all omg it's new...
it’s stupid.
New Year’s is the stupidest holiday in existence
The No Seatbelt Song- Brand New
There’s so much alcohol in the fridge and freezer right now and I’m not entirely sure why, seeing as my mom can’t drink and my dad barely drinks and yeah there’s really no reason for any of it besides champagne, and it really makes me wish I didn’t have work at 8 in the morning tomorrow
December 2011
I’m cramping really bad and I just took something and I really hope it kicks in before I have to leave for work again
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive — and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
Reblog if you met someone amazing this 2011.
'JOURNAL ENTRY NUMBER 2!!!! BY TEGAN AND SARA'...
Sara: Leave me alone, I am going through millions of emails right now.
Tegan: Um, someone wrote an email saying you should go solo because I was mean to you on stage and that you were really sweet. What do you think about that?
Sara: Can you forward that email to me so I can print it and frame it for beside my bed?
Piers: What's getting framed?
3rd Person: An email to Sara from a fan.
Tegan: Sara... Sara? Thoughts for real on that issue.
Sara: LEAVE me alone Tegan or I will throw you to the ground and stand on your head until you stop talking to me!
Tegan: Wow, that is rude. That fan won't think you are sweet anymore if you keep talking to me like that.
Sara: Tegan, shut up!
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FACT: Queers secretly have flashing rainbow skin,...
How teens and adults text
xoxomandapanda:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
I really want nothing more than to sleep right now
I have to get up in 5 hours to go to work and I’m so frustrated with trying to sleep that I’m either going to start crying or pulling my hair out one. Usually when I can’t sleep, I take a ton of ibuprofen but it’s too late and I wouldn’t sleep it off and I’d just be really out of it and it’d be a...
shadzu:
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
